Smart Funny Facebook Status Updates! - It Makes Sense Huh!

• Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.

• I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

• Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

• God loves me even when I don't forward those chain letters.

• I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed.

• I'd rather have an enemy who says that they hate me, than to keep a "FRIEND" whose mission is to put me down secretly.

• I want a real relationship; not a facebook one

• If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you give up, you're not worthy.