April Collection Of Funny Facebook Statuses

• i want a man... not a boy who thinks he can. 

• Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

• feels ashamed of his smoking but it's better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs

• knows that some people say that he must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk.

• smells better than he tastes.

• is a vegetarian, not because he loves animals but because he hates plants!

• currently out of his mind but please feel free to leave a message

• not for everyone. Clinical tests show that he may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if he is right for you